You know what is good drinking? Cisco. That shit is the shit.

Wow that was some crazy drama. I can't believe I'm still alive.

Oh man, I totally bonorized Valery last night. I hope Larry doesn't find out.

So Allison & I got drizunk the other day, and one thing led to another and next thing you know I was feeding her the proverbial burrito.. repeatedly! sheeit

Played videogames with Sam all day today. Man, we're like BFF.

Its too bad Sam is like crazy about Allison, because she's a pretty awesome chica.

Went on a double-date with Sam & Allison. My date was this chick Rebecca. She was overrated. Thought belching was hot. Gross.

You know who's totally overrated? Clay Aiken. I hope I never see another Clay Aiken picture ever.

Larry and Valery are totally dating now, its disgusting.

Everyone hung out the other day, got drunk, and I made a cheeseburger with a doughnut for a bun! Met Allison, she's pretty damn fly. Then Betty went batshit and Jimmy got mad.